WHY BEING A GIRL IS THE BEST: * we can wear guys clothes. If they wear ours, they get funny looks. * Our friends don’t say hello to us by punching us on the arm. * Yeah, PMS sucks. but at least we have a good excuse to eat chocolate for a week. * If we’re on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we’ll get lifeboats first. * We get the bigger apartment on Friends. * Girl talk. you know, how we just understand each other without having to explain stuff. * We never have to stand in a urinal and have other girls stare at us. * Dark circles under the eyes? a hickey? we can just cover them up with a little concealer. * We don’t have to shave our faces. * We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to dance. * We get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys. * We don`t have to dowse our food in tabasco sauce just to look tough. * That whole circumcision thing! * When we get married, we get to keep our own name or choose the one that we like better. * We don`t have to deal with sideburns. what`s up with those anyway? * At least one girl always survives in horror flicks. * We never have to wear tighty-whities.. or jock straps! * Even if we are ugly, we have make up to fix it. * We can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are. * Nose hair, ear hair, back hair - so not a problem for us. * Slumber parties! guys just don`t know how much fun those are. * We don`t have to worry about getting hurt, um, down there. * That special bond we have with our moms-some day. * We don`t feel the need to slap our teammates butt when she makes a good play. * Nobody makes fun of us for liking the backstreet boys or n'sync. well, almost nobody. * pick up lines. they`re not something we need to practice. * We can get away with wearing platform shoes without looking goofy. * We give really good advice. * On tv shows we`re always the ones that have the coolest super powers. * dollhouse, delias, XOXO, wetseal, abercrombie, etc. * we can put cottonballs between our toes, paint our nails, and not feel the least bit silly. * the coolest, sweetest songs and poems have been written about us. * We don`t have to sit on our wallets. * Our wallets have a place for change. * Our lives do not revolve around ESPN or sports center. * it`s not required that we learn how to spit when we`re young. * We are called tomboys, boys are called girly. * We have nicer handwriting than guys. well, it`s true. * We don`t have to stuff boxers in our jeans. * Female pro athletes aren`t overpaid egomaniacs. * Girls with guy first names (like BELL) sound cool, but it doesn`t work the other way around. |
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HELLO PEEPS ! WELCOME TO MY SUCKS FUCKING BLOG . THIS BLOG IS ABOUT MY FUCKING LIFE . HUHU . HATE ME AND MY BLOG ? GO AWAY FROM THIS BLOG . I DONT GIVE A FUCK BABEHHH . AND , STOP TALKING ABOUT ME , YOU MAKE ME FAMOUS LOL :P
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Friday, 6 May 2011
Thursday, 5 May 2011
be yourself yeahhh !
"It hurts to look at yourself in the mirror and hate yourself, look into the mirror and wonder what ever happened to that smile that used to shine so bright. When you look at yourself, you see this version of "you" that your mind has created, someone that has become so distant and cold that nobody wants to be around her. Empty eyes. Fragile bones. The only thing you have left are the lies you tell yourself everyday to survive, lies that have become your painful reality, lies that will swallow you whole and crush your insides, lies that have turned you into someone you never wanted to be.."
Congratulations! You're not perfect! It's ridiculous to want to be perfect anyway. But then, everybody's ridiculous sometimes, except perfect people. You know what perfect is? Perfect is not eating or drinking or talking or moving a muscle or making even the teensiest mistake. Perfect is never doing anything wrong - which means never doing anything at all. Perfect is boring! So you're not perfect! Wonderful! Have fun! Eat things that give you bad breath! Trip over your own shoelaces! Laugh! Let somebody else laugh at you! Perfect people never do any of those things. All they do is sit around and sip weak tea and think about how perfect they are. But they're really not one-hundred-percent perfect anyway. You should see them when they get the hiccups! Phooey! Who needs 'em? You can drink pickle juice and imitate gorillas and do silly dances and sing stupid songs and wear funny hats and be as imperfect as you please and still be a good person. Good people are hard to find nowadays. And they're a lot more fun than perfect people any day of the week.
Do you ever get that feeling where you don't want to talk to anybody? You don't want to smile and you don't want to fake being happy. But at the same time you don't know exactly what's wrong either. There isn't a way to explain it to someone who doesn't already understand. If you could want anything in the world it would be to be alone. People have stopped being comforting and being along never was. At least when you're alone no one will constantly ask you what is wrong and there isn't anyone who won't take 'I don't know' for an answer. You feel the way you do just because. You hope the feeling will pass soon and that you will be able to be yourself again, but until then all you can do is wait.
Forget what you heard, recognize what you see. I know you heard the rumors... now here's the real me
Sunday, 17 April 2011
SEKOLAH TAK PERGI . HAHA .
MUAHAHA . SEKOLAH TAK PERGI ? CAM BAGUS JE BM AKU . PATOT PON DAPAT A++ MASE EXAM HARI TUU . HAHA . WAH , ASAL 'CAPSLOCK' NIY ? HAHA . POYO JE KAN . HAIH ~ MALAS BETOL NAK SEKOLAH PERGI . ASAL EH ? DAH LAA NAK SPM TAK LAME -.-
Friday, 15 April 2011
AKU SINGLE LAGI :(
i dont miss himmm !
i miss who i thought he wass ~
he is not person i fell in love with , he is a MONSTER .
i miss who i thought he wass ~
he is not person i fell in love with , he is a MONSTER .
inilah qoute yg paling best ! yg i have ever heard !
im just broke up with my boypremmmm ! just a few minutes ago and rasa hati niy macam kosong jeeeeeeeeeeeeee ,
part of me died :(
Love sux, i hope i’ll be a b*stard some day
b*stards dont care. right?
i hope ur heart gets broken
** thanks eyzaad , broken my heart . i promise i will not hate you , but i will F*** you <3
Thursday, 14 April 2011
BERAT BADAN NAEK LAGI :(
HAHA . bodoh betoll . memalukan .
cerite nye macam niy , hari khamis yang lepas , sekolah aku ade wat ujian SEGAK . ujian niy , act , aku pun tak thu untuk apee ==' ujian niy melibatkan semua student tak kira laki or pompuan .
dalam ujian niy kita harus buat :
*timbang berat badan = 50+
*ukur ketinggian = 164 cm
*naik turun bangku
*sit up
*pamping ~
zzzzz .
BERAT BADAN 50++ ? wahh , hebat btol .
after ujian tersebut , aku bantai nasi lomak kat kntin and masuk kelas , meneruskan agenda utk mencerahkan masa depan aku dengan tidooo *
act , memang korang sume patoott follow this good habit .
** PIC NIY HANYA ILUSTRASI SEMATA MATA :P
cerite nye macam niy , hari khamis yang lepas , sekolah aku ade wat ujian SEGAK . ujian niy , act , aku pun tak thu untuk apee ==' ujian niy melibatkan semua student tak kira laki or pompuan .
dalam ujian niy kita harus buat :
*timbang berat badan = 50+
*ukur ketinggian = 164 cm
*naik turun bangku
*sit up
*pamping ~
zzzzz .
BERAT BADAN 50++ ? wahh , hebat btol .
after ujian tersebut , aku bantai nasi lomak kat kntin and masuk kelas , meneruskan agenda utk mencerahkan masa depan aku dengan tidooo *
act , memang korang sume patoott follow this good habit .
** PIC NIY HANYA ILUSTRASI SEMATA MATA :P
Wednesday, 6 April 2011
BOLEH TAK AWAK TLONG SAYA ? BUAT HOMEWORK =X
wahhh . after exam . thu thu je lah kan ! HARUS BUAT CORRRECCTIIONNNNN !!
waaaaaaa . malasmalaasmalas . err , boleh tak awak tolong saya ? pless . come come . haha .
weekk , dah tahu homework berlambak , tapi , tak buad buad juga. haih --. tade ke PERKHIDMATAN siapakan homework saya niy ? saya bayar . haha . wahhh . gtg dear , HOMEWORK COMINGGGGG !
waaaaaaa . malasmalaasmalas . err , boleh tak awak tolong saya ? pless . come come . haha .
weekk , dah tahu homework berlambak , tapi , tak buad buad juga. haih --. tade ke PERKHIDMATAN siapakan homework saya niy ? saya bayar . haha . wahhh . gtg dear , HOMEWORK COMINGGGGG !
Saturday, 26 March 2011
AKU SAYANG KAU GILA BABONN
um , awak married dengan ex awak ? married dalam fb jer kan ? asal awak hide dari saya ? asal awak ckap awak dah tak sayang die dulu ? asal awak buat saya sayang kat awak ? sakit hati betullah . ohh . damn shitt . sabar shakira . sabar . tapi ! err , tak bole saba dah . asal eh dia wat camtu ? tak sayang aku eh ? hurm . aku tanya tak berjawab lak mangkuk tuh . -.-
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